UNNAKAGA THATHUVAM UNNAKAGA

UTU1

Distance cannot separate anyone....
time can't bind anyone....
if feelings are true and from the heart,
just close ur eyes ..
And u can find the one u miss......

UTU2

In times of trouble dont say:"hey friend,I have a big problem.
say:"hey problem,i have a big friend...."
never forget that!!!!

UTU3

Thought for ur life:
In great joy never promise to anyone .....
In great anger never answer anyone.....
Try following you'll have a peaceful life......

UTU4

Enna than camera mobile vachirudhalum
unn camera mobilelalae un mobilela photo
edukka mudiyuma.........

UTU5

Busstopla ninna bus varum,
fullstopla ninna full varuma.......

UTU6

kaal enna than fasta odinallum
parisu vanga porathu kaithan.........

UTU7

Sliptestla copiadikalam!!!
public testla copiadikalam!!!
Aana blood testla copiadikka mudiyuma........

UTU 8
muttaiya udaicha omplette varum
aana omplette odaicha muttai varuma......

UTU 9
Sodava fridgela vacha cooling soda aagum,Athukkaaga atha washing machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa!!

UTU 10
Ghee roastla ghee irukkum,Paper roastla paper irukkuma!!

UTU 11
Thanneera Thanninnu sollalaam Panneera panninnu solla mudiyuma??

UTU 12
Sirpi kalla uliyaala adicha adhu kalai,
naama sirpiya uliyaala adicha adhu kolai!!

UTU 13
Annan wifea anninu koopidalaam, aana,
Thambi wifea thanninu koopida mudiyadhu.....

UTU 14
Paalkova paalla sellayalaam, aana,Rasagulla rasathula seyya mudiyadhu...

UTU 15
Post Office poi register pannalam ana Register office poi post panna mudiyuma?

UTU 16
Kadhal kondaen padathilae devadhai kandaen pattu irukku ana Devadhai Kandaen padathilae kadhal kondaen pattu irukka

UTU 17
Innaiku thoonguna nalaiku enthirikalam. aana naalaiku thoonguna inaiku enthirika mudiyuma????

UTU 18
Bus la collector-yae erinalum.. mudhal seetu driveruku than......

UTU 19
Cycle carrierla tiffen-a vechu eduthuttu pogalam Aana... Tiffin carrierla cycle-a vechu eduthuttu poga mudiyathu... ???

UTU 20
Ticket vangittu ulla ponna adhu cinema theater anna
ulla poittu ticket vanginaa adhu operation theater.

UTU 21
Enna than meenuku neendha therinjalum adhala meen kolambula neendha mudiyadhu !!

UTU 22
iron boxla iron panna mudiyum ....ana pencil box la pencil panna mudiyuma?...........idhuthan valka........

UTU 23
Ne Enna than costly mobile vachirundhalum, Athula evalavu than recharge pannalum, unnalla unakku call panna mudiyathu..

UTU 24
cream biscuitla cream irukkum, ana naai biscuitla naai irukkuma?

UTU 25
puyalala karaya kadaka mudiyum.. karayala puyala kadaka mudiyuma

UTU 26
Oru erumbu nenacha 1000 yanaya kadikkum. Ana 1000 yana nenachalum oru erumba kooda kadikka mudiyadhu..

UTU 27
Quarter Adichittu Kuppura padukkalaam! Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu...!!

UTU 28
Train yenna thaan fasta ponnalum , Train ode kadaisee potti kadaiseeya thaan varum!

UTU 29
Poison 10 naal aana payasam aaha mudiyaadhu But, payasam 10 naal aana poison aahidum!

UTU 30
Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu.... Aaana.... Manushanukku call illana, Balance panna mudiyathu....

UTU 31
Nee Evalavu periya dance master'a irundhalum un saavuku unnala aada mudiyathu

UTU 32
trainukku ticket vaangi platformla okkaralam ana platformukku ticket vaangi trainla poga mudiyadhu

UTU 33
railway stationla police station irukkalam ana police stationla railway station irukka mudiyadhu

UTU 34
ambalainga adi patta ambulance varum.. pombalainga adi patta pombulance varuma????

UTU 35
THANNILA MEEN IRUKURATHAALA, THANNI NON-VEG AAGAATHU

UTU 36
NADANTHU PONAA KAAL VALIKKUM....AANAA KAAL VALICHAA NADAKKA MUDIUMAAA...

UTU 37
KAALAA KADIKIRA SERUPPAALA MULLA KADIKKA MUDIYAATHU....

UTU 38
YEVALAVU NEECHAL THERINJAALUM TUMBLER THANNILA NEENTHA MUDIYAATHU.....

UTU 39
VAAYILA MOOCHU VAANGALAM, AANAA MOOKULA THANNI KUDIKKA MUDIYAATHU.....

UTU 40
Ulagam theriyamal valanthal avan Veguly AANA.......Cricket theriyama valantha avan GANGULY

UTU 41
1000 thaan irunthalum 1001 than perusu!! Illengraya?????

UTU 42
Kaalvaai la kaal vaika mudiyum AANA...............Vaaikaal la vaai vaika mudiuma???????

UTU 43
Busla nee yerinalum ..... Bus unn mela yerinalum .... Ticket vangaporathu nee thannn!!!!

UTU 44
If you drink ethanol, you will dance? If you drink methanol, others will dance for you!!!!

MULICHUKO KANNA PUDICHUKO

Attention mobile users
17.5.06

press *#06# in your mobile.you will be getting a 15 digit serial number of ur mobile.
Keep this number safely.if your mobile is lost or stolen,you can chase it using this number,even if the stolen person changes the sim card.please make a note of these words and dont worry if u lose your cell.

Nokia users attention
17.5.06

A great chance to nokia users ,if ur mobile have low battery dont worry .U have a
very great oppurtunity to charge your mobile at any point of time and at any place,just press *33370# in your mobile and get ur mobile charged.

Notification for voters
17.5.06

Friends u have a wonderfull oppurtunity ,incase u are not interested to vote for any parties.The election commision has introduced 49 0'form .This form will be available in all polling both , u can request for this form and can poll for that.
Incase the polling for this form increases to 30% then re-election
will be conducted.This form will be under action from next election.

ICICI debit card

18.5.06

Hello friends,
ICICI ATM / Debit cards can be used at SBI ATMs to withdraw money and most shocking thing is, it does not ask for your PIN**. Even if it ask for pin and
if u cancel it. It goes on to the next screen and enables you to withdraw cash. This security vulnerability was shown live on India TV news channel at SBI ATM in Hyderabad. So please take utmost care of your ICICI ATM / Debit cards to avoid any such misuse.


Dont Link the Envelope
19.5.05

GOOD information & most of us still do this. A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out !!!! There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist... This is a true story reported on CNN .

SMS Vangaliyo SMS

Appa and Payan

Appa: Olunga padikalana nadu roadla
than nikkanum
Payan: Appo traffic police ellam
olunga padikkalaya appa...

Appa:........!!!!!!!!


ROMANTIC

This is a romantic message so read it slowly
The night was dark,the moon was high,
i stopped my car,She asked me why,
i came close to her,she felt shy ,
i went near to her,
i wanted to say something.
but i thought she wont beleive it
And finally i told her
Those three words.............
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PETROL ILLA ERANGUDI!!!!!

DUBAGOR

issa lakkadi
lala sundari kolla koppara koiya
send this mantra to one dubakoor
as i did
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ENNAKU UNGALA VITTA VAERA YARA THAERIYUM.......(:-)

NIGHT

Innaiku night 12

maniku un roomuku pei varum..

payapadatha....

but lighta mattum potturatha pei...

payanthudum....

KANNUM KANNUM NOKIA

Nee nokkum figure

Unnai nokkavillai yendral

nee "nokia"vaithu enna payan.......

ARASU KAVIDHAI

DMK Kinggu!

ADMK ku sangu:-(

DMK sharpu

ADMK ku Aapu

DMK winnu

ADMK ku Tinnu...........

PUDHU KAVIDAI

NANBARGAL

Nanbargalai nan ,
idhayathil vaippadhillai!
imayathil vaithirukiraen.........

KALLARAI



Ivargalukkaga kathirukkum
kallaraigal!
Yaar Ivargal ?
Kadalargal.........

ANBU



Karuginai nee En manacheraiyeil
Unnai Karukkiyathu!
En Senam.......



VARTHAI

Un Navil Uthirthathu
Mei alla!
Mei porul Thaedinalum!
Payan alla.........

KATHAl

Kadhalithu paar!
Vaanai thodalam,
Nerupai sudalam,
poovil urangalam,
neeril nadakkalam,
kanavil vaalalam,
kavidhai yeluthalam,
dhinam,dhinam
SAGALAM..........

ROJA

Roja chetiyill
mullum irukkum,malarum irukkum
mullai kandu anjathae,
malarai kandu mayankathae............

THOOLI


un perai kooda
Naan ezudhuvadillai,
"pena mul" unnai
kuthumae endru............




LOVE PUNCH


Kadal vara karanam
kangal!!!!
Antha kangalil
kaneer vara karanam?
Aangal.......


KUZHANDAI

Udaidhu,meethithu!
Mutti,moothi,
vaeliyae vanthai,
Anal kan vizhithatho!
Ashramaththil.....
Ingu than unakku peiyar
Suttum Vizha!
Aanathai yendru......

Pennae

unn theraiyai neeku!
theramaiyai kattu!
nee kanum nizhalai!
nijam aaku....
unnai sudum suriyanai!
nee thirupi sudu!
nan penn endru solladi!
thalai nimirdhu nilladi.....


Suriyan

kannagiyin Sinathil vadivaeduthavan neeyo.....
yean vathaikirai ennai?
Unn makkaluku nee tharum parisu .......
Entha Agnipravaesam thanoo......


Yeanavanae

Kandaen enn ennavanai....
Veku natkal kalithu.
enn vizhikal kanum mun.....
enn Kanneer thuzhigal kandathu....Avanai
Intha thuzhigal..... avanai karaithuvidumoo....
Entru Enni.... maraithaen enn ullmanathil.......

Singara chennai Aandru

Kandathunda engal oorai.....
Kulika oru koovam....
Kalaiku oru mahabalipuram.....
Kandukalika oru marina...
Parkka oru parasakthi....
Padikka oru kural .....
ulaa vara oru mattu vandi....
ujjal aada oru puzhiyam maram...
Solluku oru barathy......
Saeyallu oru Kumaran......
Kandathunda eppadi oru oorai?

Singara chennai Endru

Kandathunda engal oorai.....
mookai pothikolla oru koovam....
Kadalarku oru mahabalipuram.....
parkka oru titanic...
padikka oru sidney sheldon....
ulaa vara oru hero honda....
ujjal aada oru mookil kattai...
malaikku oru disco theque....
makilchiku oru pondicherry.....
Sollukku oru rajini......
Saeyalluku oru vijayakanth.....
Kandathunda eppadi oru oorai?

Nila

pennuku makudam sutta vanthayo.....
Unnai kanda peeragu ennai padaithano bhramman....
Vinnil padarthu kidakkum umm pillaigal ethanai,ethanaiyoo.....
Engalai sutaerippavanai villthi ,koolira vaipavan neeyoo.....
unn vatta mugathai katta enn marukirai thinamum?
Engal Aadavarai parthu unn mugam sivanthalayoo.....

piranthanal

Varudathil oru naal...
Valthukal kuviyum naal...
Inippuku oru naal...
inimaikku oru naal...
Aasirvatham oru naal...
Archanaiku oru naal...
ennai bhoomikku parisalitha naal...
Athuvae enn piranthanaal...

Naan nanaga

engu piranthaen!!
engu valarthaen!
Anaal......
ippothu right wing ill....
Software engineerai!!!!

Kaalai

Kanmudi kanthirakum munn
vidikirathu itha kalai......
enna avasaramoo avanukku!!
Porumaikku arrtham thaeriyathavanae......
Seekiram thaerinthu koll...
yaridum kaetpai?
Kaell !oru software engineeyaridum!!!

Kaedayam

Thati ellupi koduthai oru kaedayum...
ippotho!
ennaiyae... aati padai kirathu athu..
Vaendam ennakku Pentium 4...
Vaenum oru kutti thookam thayin madiyil.

Raekai

Nee neenda naal valvai ..
endru kattum raekai!
Nee arivil vallavan ..
endru kattum raekai!
Nee selvathathil semmal..
endru kattum raekai!
Neeyae emm mannin maidan..
endru kattum raekai!
Engal client manathai purinthu kolla..
engum unnodo oru raekai!

Adai Thiruvizhaa

Engu parthalum paraparapu..
engum veethiyil anaithirala makkal
ethu indraya Tnagar nilamai.
Arasiyal kootama enna???????
illai , illai...
Ithu Aadai thiruvizhaa...
Deepavalikku....

MISFORTUNATE EVENT DATED 2.5.06

The time now is 8:35 a.m. my train is going to start from beach station and I am seated in the ladies compartment, a usual day, with a bore start, need to go to office after 3 days of leave.

Now it is 8:45 a.m., the train has now started, two stations passed away, I got stuck in the signal before Egmore station.Usually the signal would be cleared within 10 minutes but today, its taking more than half an hour, and then my train started slowly. I could see a group of policemen trying to dispose something.

Am curious to know what happend. Suddenly I am able to see a pale little hand of a baby. Oh God!! whats that!! its, its the body of a 3 months old child. As the train moves, I can now see its toes, Pink little legs, small fingers, but to my shock the head was absolutely missing. Next to the body of the infant, laid the mother with her dress completely torn.

what made me to view such an horrible accident.Is that a ringing bell for me, to be careful while crossing railway track.

After seeing this incident just one thing struck my head. Many youngsters just cross the road or track with their full concentration on mobile,talking to their friends without noticing the signal in front of them.I just want them to completely stop their gossip while crossing.Please do it friends...

MOTHERS LOVE

A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he hadbeen writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she readit, and this is what it said:
For cutting the grass: $5.0
For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
For going to the store for you: $.50
Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25
Taking out the garbage: $1.00
For getting a good report card: $5.00
For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00
Total owed: $14.75
Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could seethe memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen,turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote:
For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me:No Charge
For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed foryou:No Charge
For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused throughthe years:No Charge
For all the nights that were filled with dread and for the worries I knewwere ahead:No Charge
For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose:No ChargeSon,
when you add it up, the cost of my love is:No Charge.
When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, therewere big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother andsaid, "Mom, I sure do love you." And then he took the pen and ingreat big letters he wrote: "PAID IN FULL".